Lyrics
I was crossing the desert
I was tired and thirsty
My lips dry, feet blistered
And my balls were sweaty
This long journey was tough
All the obstacles thorny
And as if this wasn’t enough
On top of all I was also horny
In the distance shone city
Like a beacon hope flickered
Well well well, wouldn’t it be a pity
If some chicks around were christened
After eating some junk
I coveted my hobby
So I got a little drunk
And I darted into the lobby
Christian girls in the lobby
They are waiting for me
Christian girls ain’t snobby
They’re so randy and I can see
Christian girls, Christian girls
While you’re waiting for me
Don’t forget to say a prayer
Cause I’ll drag you down in sin
O hello, Christian girls
Are you ready for me?
Have you scrubbed it, have you trimmed it?
Have you spoken to your priest?
Farewell, Christian girls
Will you remember me
When you transcend into heaven
Memories will grant you bliss
